Taciturn

In an attempt to find something vegetarian and reasonably healthy for lunch, I bought a fruit salad. It tasted so boring. It's hard to be a preferential vegetarian. At least by using the word "preferential" I can eat meat whenever I feel like it. It also avoids making a big song-and-dance about the whole charade, maybe by keeping it low-key I can avoid some exclamations of "Oh, you're no longer a vegetarian?" several years after I default to my omnivorous instincts.

Yes, I'm trying to be a vego. Get over it.