IRC Quotes

> dude
> it's yaoi
> how can you say no

<@Tribe> what level you up to in piano
<@Tribe> you reached the first boss yet?

< MadCoder> there are tons of documentations with answers for those questions
< MadCoder> you won't get a lot of sympathy if you ask people to read those documentations for you
< Lo-lan-do> Depends how much you offer.
< Lo-lan-do> I mean, that's basically a consultant's job, reading docs.

< smithh> man ruby sucks
< KiBi> "man ruby" sucks, or man "ruby sucks"?
< smithh> "ruby sucks"

colmiga has sshed into zan's computer to help with a sound problem.

<colmiga> i'll need sudo access to do more
<zan> Hi, I'm Chris Hansen. Why don't you take a seat?

<XI->: i raided in molten core
<XI->: on a ti83
<XI->: and i never had any 'lag' problems

<gjb> (i just moved a server from one side of the room to the other and now all sorts of shit is broken)
<purserj> when you say "moved" that isn't code for "threw across the room in a fit of rage" is it?

<@d33t> how goes your weekend?
<@tedp> good
<@tedp> went to the bike shop and spent my gift certificate
<@tedp> new helmet, light, cyclocomputer
<@tedp> and an awesome high-vis vest
<@tedp> enough about me
<@tedp> it's time for you to tell me how your weekend is going, or for your connection to time out

<Drakon> download american gangster as well
<Zan[w]> what's it about?
<Drakon> americans that are gangsters?

<@Zan> why is tts so good
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<@Zan> WHY THE FUCK
<@Zan> so good
<@d33t> ... why are you complaining about soy milk?

<@Zan> beowulf = hard motherfucker
<@Zan> also a noob
<@Zan> sif sell soul for angelina jolie
<@d33t> sif do anything for angelina
<@Tribe> dirty slut

<@Zan[w]> [14:01] <WarningServ> Please Note, Your LAN On [arcueid.lazypants.org] Has Just Expired. Please See An Admin In #ETG For Help Renewing This Lan If You Still Need It.
<@d33t> we need the perpetuLAN!!
<@tedp> pretty awesome that i didn't get that message, thanks for passing it on
<@tedp> someone might get booted, i'm going to connect from arcueid and try to get the connection limit increased
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<@tedp> oh wow

<anon> rss is the best invention since I found out that there's a porn version of youtube

<@Zan> buy me a pizza
< _3Lm0_> AND GET ME A BEER! slut!
<@Zan> why would you say that to a friend
< _3Lm0_> i was being the abusive husband.
<@Koronahk> the repressed-homosexual abusive husband?
< _3Lm0_> ah what a mess /clear
<@Koronahk> ill take that as a yes

<Zan> wow, i'm surprised this hasn't been marketed already: http://www.killernic.com/products/nic.aspx
<tedp> "Run your Firewall and Torrent Clients on Killer's 400MHz NPU instead of your CPU!"
<tedp> maybe i can just replace erwin with that nic

<daggoth> 3.+6
<daggoth> +6
<daggoth> .3
<tedp> this is not CALC.EXE!

< noshadow> I think if I lost my university account to some solaris boxes and got none from elsewhere, I might consider running it [Solaris]. It's really a nice system to check portability, because under Solaris almost everything is broken that can be...

<@Zan> i asked my mother if i was outrageous
<@Zan> she said 'get the fuck out of my house'

< Lathiat> everythings a file (tm)

<Coronach> sup
<Zan> MY PENIS AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR NAKED BODY

<DiE-TribE> hentai scares me
<DiE-TribE> thats why i always go back

<@Zan> also: mplayer
<@Zan> the fuck is that
<@Zan> why did they make something that is so fucking leet
<@Zan> it's just.. a waste
<@Zan> like 'hay guise shall we cure cancer or MAKE THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO PLAYER OF ALL TIME' 'haha is that even a question'

<Koronahk> wow fri the 13th
<Koronahk> i didnt realise
<Koronahk> i had a great day
<Tribe> thats because you have no soul

<Zan> i want an xbox 360 so badly
<tedp> why
<Zan> I DON'T KNOW
<daggoth> just go throw bricks at your tv, its cheaper

< ari> why is there a jesus fish on my bottle of orange juice
< ari> right next to the OU
< ari> oh holy shit
< ari> i never even read the bottle
< ari> "Thank you for choosing Natalie's Orchid Island Juice Company
juice. Our juice contains only what GOD puts in the Florida
oranges."
< helix> oh awesome
< ari> no wonder it's so expensive, god made it

Originally posted 2004-09-17

<Zander> I WANTED THAT GIRL, BUT SHE WAS ALREADY TAKEN
<Zand3r> THEY'RE ALL ALREADY TAKEN
* midg3t sets mode: +angst #hmod

<@daggoth> not really playing any more
<@daggoth> i had to give it up for real life
< Zan> yeah RL is t.t
< Zan> but sometimes it's ^_^ so I guess that's OK.

< _3Lm0_> E|------------------------------|
< _3Lm0_> B|------------------------------|
< _3Lm0_> G|------0-------------------0---|
< _3Lm0_> D|----0---0---------------0---0-|
< _3Lm0_> A|------------------------------|
< _3Lm0_> E|-3-------------------3--------|
< rhune> learn to read music you goddamn cheater

< mnemonic> if i had ops i would ban every person in this channel

<tedp> does it give good head? i mean does it have good onboard sound?

<Zand3r> do planes fly over the artic?
<King_Crud> depends on where you're going
<Zand3r> moscow -> new york?
<King_Crud> or from Sydney to Melbourne
<King_Crud> "this is your pilot. We will arrive in Melbourne in 87 hours because we're going via the arctic so we can look at igloos and shit

<@Pezmaker> i once was able to help her with her other problems. Now i'm just someone to argue with.
< mushroom> put your cawk in her mouf if she keeps arguing... NSFW

<misterbishi> I threw my PC out of the window once but it had linux installed so it didnt even reboot.

<+SirLagz> *zoom*
<+tedp> *pow*
<+SirLagz> *biff*
<+tedp> *zap*
<+SirLagz> *boff*
<+tedp> *zip*
* iodine coughs
<+tedp> *bam*

< seeker> hey, i finally picked a distro (debian) , and should i install it onto the disc using fat32 or ntfs? not sure which file system linux likes

<@Pezmaker> elektronisch: the scene where billybob is tryin to teach the kid to fight
<@Pezmaker> the kid kicks the midget in the balls
<@Pezmaker> the midge punches the kidin the balls
<@Pezmaker> the midget punches billy in the balls
<@Pezmaker> billy punches the midget in the balls
<@Pezmaker> hahaha
< Plouj> do the balls have a say in this?

some new cid came onto our irc channel.

<friar> level 58!
<Reia> SHUTUP
<Reia> and who are you?
<friar> that's a secret
<Reia> ...
* Reia removes channel operator status from friar
* Reia sets ban on *!*pulp@*.ca
* Reia has kicked friar from #h&e (I AM NO CHEAP CONJURER OF TRICKS, BILBO BAGGINS~)
<Reia> ONWED
* You have been killed by friar ((nice try frodo!))
* Disconnected (Remote host closed socket).

< BooYah> ima go booby trap my neighbors house, first one to walk outside gets their head sliced off by a wooden spoon

<@xepuayophwa> seduce is a pretty complicated word for fucking idiots

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<Zand3r> :wtf:
<Zand3r> HAX

<TribE> fuck im a ninja
<biteycastle> im a pirate
<d33t> what is this? hmod fancy dress night?

<TribE> ted
<TribE> wtf
<TribE> wtf gay
<TribE> FAGGOT
<TribE> NOT EVEN HERE TO ACCPET INSULTS FOR BEING FGT

<slipvayne> i found a grass blade in my belly button
<slipvayne> wtf did i do last ngiht

<@Dave|work> IDLE
<@Dave|work> YAY
<@TribE> wow
<@TribE> boy you might be leagally retarded

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< anime_fan> hello?
< _Dom_> dont even think of asking in here
< anime_fan> ha ha
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Kesseth returns after he dropped out of a game of World of Warcraft during a battle...

<Kesseth> sorry guys
<Kesseth> fucking computer
<Aow> that's gross dude

<thingy> well, it's good to know I'm not the only one who dreams about it. It's disturbing but erotic having dreams about blowjobs from murlocs. I think it's the gargling noise they make which does it for me.

<@Zand3r> the only thing that would be leeter than that.
<@Zand3r> would be if he got a knife they use for the limes
<@Zand3r> and stuck it into one of the DJs.
<@Zand3r> and then took his headphones
<@Zand3r> put them on
<@Zand3r> and said 'I AM ARTHAS'

<@Zand3r> wtf
<@Zand3r> you want sushi
<@Zand3r> but no salmon?
<@Zand3r> begone from my sight, heretic.

seen in #linux

< PsieoniK> so u cant use it on windowS?
< PsieoniK> does that mean i gota loadup linux

<@Zand3r> shit dude.
<@Zand3r> either my firewall is just 'oh, shi..'
<@Zand3r> or something's fucked.
<@Zand3r> oh wait.
<@Zand3r> no
<@Zand3r> I'm stupid
<@Zand3r> that's the sound of the kettle boiling

<Buffy> hehe they just had the worlds smartest dog on oprah apparently
<Goat_Boy> What made the dog so smart? It tore out oprah's jugular?

<reykjavik> wtf wont msn log me back on cunt
<Meat_Town> reykjavik: the beard, i told you already
<reykjavik> yeah but it'll take 30+ mins to shave
<Meat_Town> only if you do your ass at the same time

Regarding the news story where the 29-year old woman 'seduced' an 8-year old boy into having sex with her.

<shin> having sex with a minor is like installing memory on a motherboard, you have to be careful, but firm ... and if you hear a crack, you probably broke something.

< midg3t> steve irwin as bond. hell yeah.
< SaulGoode> crikey, this russian spy looks dangerous

< Smokey`> lol, i posted a link to a rafb code paste thing, and chanserve thought it had a mIRC exploit :P
< Comrade_Fool> well
< Comrade_Fool> this is etg
< Comrade_Fool> apparently everything is a exploit
< Comrade_Fool> im surprised they let us talk

Someone asked for advice for choosing an engagement ring and proposing:

<dwarfthrower> Having done it twice... a few tips: [offers tips]
<s3raph> Hmm, I would have thought that having done it twice would make you less qualified?
<dwarfthrower> You think it was the engagement ring that killed her?

Background: This guy is in the second semester of a uni course which involves a lot of Java coding.

s3raph: i fucking hate my lecturer
s3raph: he keeps naming variables "this"
s3raph: and calling things this

< Conz|w> we allready put an air raid siren on the buildings audio system once
< Conz|w> not like people actually respond
< Conz|w> even when the real firealarm goes off people ask if we can turn it off because its annoying

< Ramon> would someone be kind enouph to assist me with setting up quatas on redhat 9?
< sT|Plasma|SBK> quotas?
< Ramon> yes
< Ramon> :)
< sT|Plasma|SBK> sorry.. I only know enough for light spelling help
< sT|Plasma|SBK> you'll have to wait for someone to help you with your linux question

<@Soleil-Raid> Heh, my Dad rang me up one day "One of the teachers here is trying to 'exit to DOS' on the router, that's running BSD, can you please tell him that he can't, and to stop before he breaks something?"

< aristotle> bash-2.05b$ ls
< aristotle> Segmentation fault
< aristotle> I think Slacky needs a restart.

<_slacker> the main thing about this decision, is that the whole site is moving to mysql
<Zand3r> what the FUCK are we using at the moment?
<daas> a basement full of chinese guys that we force to remember lots and lots of numbers

<@taby> 8GB of RAM, yow
<+luke[w]> finally, i can leak memory like i mean it.

< delphicoder> hi eddie
< delphicoder> i want to give u an errection
<@slipvayne> ok
< delphicoder> im licking the head of your cock
< delphicoder> down your shaft
< delphicoder> your balls
<@slipvayne> i cum prematurely and defecate at the same time
< delphicoder> oh hubert cumberdale you taste like soot and poo

<@GeoM> the truth is out there
< Pig> truth... bah
< Pig> I'll take fake celeb porn anyday

< Sponge_> visual source safe is painful.
<@Soleil-Raid> And I know a guy who got his dick pierced, but that doesn't make it OK.

<@Soleil-Raid> Fedora is the sweaty nutsack Windows ME of Linux

<Zand3r> Man, I wouldn't shit in a cup for a GeForce 4 MX 440.

< sven> hey im using mysql and i wanna make a field where i can only enter in 3 digits as its value, whats the command for it, like int(11) or watever
<@midg3t> smallint
<@midg3t> the (11) does not limit the number of digits you can store
< sven> what does (11) do?
<@aidan> something else

On the topic of taking holster's 9 year old son to a strip club...

<Blunt> *to the club bouncer" "this aint no kid, mate! this is my seeing eye midget! now let me the fuck in, the rum calls me"

<NyseriA> Things I've learned about war from videogames: If you find yourself mortally wounded by an enemy sniper be sure to let him know that he is a faggot.

< Zand3r> how are you holster?
< Zand3r> are you hot?
< holster> if you are drunk enough

<taby> at least with C# std ed, you get the same compiler that comes with pro. well, that's because there's no optimizing compiler for C# ha
<taby> haha
<taby> hahahahahaha
<taby> bwahahaha
<taby> BAWWHAHAHA

<logan> doesn't matter if i'm stupid or not, i'm arrogant and that means i'm right

<sagit> okay. having listened to the full version of bananaphone, my review is this: If it wasnt for the "Australia's Funniest Home Video Show"-style audio enhancements, it could be okay.
<BlueBoy> explain
<sagit> take out the bastardisation of the language and leave the normal singing plus the musical instrument made sounds and it would be okay
<BlueBoy> dude, it's a song for pre-schoolers
<sagit> it sounds like a jazz song after an audio technician from afhvs got to it
<sagit> so i gather
<sagit> but it may have been tested with iraqi pows also
<BlueBoy> i wouldn't doubt that

<[kck]killa-joe> how do u make ur own clan?

* zazzy bites midg3t
<midg3t> hi
<zazzy> hey
<Namheul> now give him his ear back
<zazzy> i bit him on the ear?
<Namheul> apparently
<zazzy> *shrugs*

<Zand3r> it means that you must be gay.
<Zand3r> YOU LIKE IT WHEN THE SHOT CUTS TO THE GUY WHEN HE CUMS ALL OVER THE WOMAN
<Zand3r> YOU WANNA BE THE WOMAN

<d33t> he is an arsehole to me, but most people are, so he is the rule rather than the exception

<intense`_nucleaR`> im learnin thats it called
<intense`_nucleaR`> lynax
<Khaless> linux?
<intense`_nucleaR`> yer

<Gumby> whirlpool is full of complaining twats who don't know their arse from a network
<drawkcaB> Gumby: on the mark there.
<drawkcaB> but, its to no fault of the creator - merely the life cycle of any internet information source - build. and the retarded will come.

<Syco> midg3t ... the spelling nazi with a number in his name...

<ND-skills> For anyone that cares Gameplay vs PwG Scorebot: #gameplay
* Generic_Badass almost cares
<Generic_Badass> in the same way as you "almost" dodge a rocket in Quake

<Khaless`> u need to be able 2 cook up a storm
<midg3t> i can't cook :(
* Khaless` hands midg3t spoon of Internet Cock +10
<Khaless`> fuck me dead.. that was meant to be cook

<intuition> can't belive that small little comma was messing up my line
<RuSki> err... dude its programming... not painting...

<Bishi> hay you know whats weird
<Bishi> have you seen the google image search thread?
<druid^> yes
<druid^> my eccentric name didn't yield anything
<Bishi> hehe
<Bishi> well, whilst finding my name I found that im quoted on midg3t's irc quotes page
<druid^> hehe
<Bishi> but midg3t wasnt around when I said that
<Bishi> :wtf:
<druid^> link plz
<Bishi> http://web.midg3t.net/ircquotes/
<Bishi> maybe zand3r pasted it, he's been around longer
<druid^> there's a submit quote
<druid^> thing
<Bishi> those crazy covert quotists
<Bishi> im quoting this
<Bishi> fuckers
<Bishi> bah.. needs a password
<Bishi> oh wait i guessed it

<Zand3r> oic
<xqR`G1LL> only with glasses asshole

<creativex> well Jahna
<creativex> we could discuss it
<creativex> but i'd have to get undressed first

<malaclypse> The general rule on about people on IRC seems to be "Attractive, single, mentally stable: choose two"

<Farseeker> only real reason you'd use vi anymore is if you are oldschool
<Farseeker> i mean, my -dad- knew vi commands

<d33t> im having trouble with the base_convert function
<d33t> it seems to be adding a 0 to the end of everything (2 is supposedly 10 in binary)
<Generic_Badass> it IS 10 in binary

<Zand3r> how cute is she in 7th heaven
<Zand3r> the younger one with elisha cuthbert hair
<d33t> Zand3r im going to see some real chicks that i actually have a chance with, so you keep ur 7th heaven :P

<Nescient> my dad is a fag... literally so...
<wilbax> gg nescient
<Zand3r> vgg
<Nescient> IM SERIOUS
<Zand3r> so are we.
<wilbax> is he hot Nescient?

<slipvayne> is there even a train station in southport?
<slaquer> thats for you to find out

<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...

<wilbax> ffsc oensz hittimg me noz

<wilbax> claire says i look like the guy from good charlotte now :(
<Zand3r[a]> why is that bg
<Zand3r[a]> i like good charlote
<Zand3r[a]> oh wait
<Zand3r[a]> no i dont

<Drg-> everyone is zand3r's type
<Drg-> he's the ultimate male

<wilbax> i better not get sick for eating cold chinese food
<Drg_> EAT THE SQUID
<wilbax> hahaha plz no
<wilbax> i'm allergic to seafood plz
<Drg_> vgg
<wilbax> OMFG ILL EAT IT ON WEBCAM
<wilbax> I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE

<FrauFUck> drg why are you always naked in your photos pls
<Drg> trying to turn you on FRAU
<wilbax> sif wear clothes while ircing

<wilbax>if by 'compromising' you mean 'rape' and 'alicia silverstone' you mean 'eddie', then yes

<Raky> although there's a ban on fbsd in my house hold sorry man =(
<Raky> even my mum is like 'that shit is gay'
<r1pp3r> your mum knows what fbsd is
<r1pp3r> fucking leetkid

<wilbax> i batted while i was on the phone with a girl
<wilbax> and shes like "your fan sounds funny"

Mancow is making an irc reference database - he's currently adding entries...

<Mancow`> .globadd jahna One of many in a line of ho'z impregnated and left by Mancow
<Zand3r[a]> ooh
<Zand3r[a]> ?? jahna
<Mancow> jahna: One of many in a line of ho'z impregnated and left by Mancow
<Mancow`> i dun even know her
<slipvayne> neither do most of her bf's

<sagit> movis: can you please design a new reliable internet. this one sucks
<Movis> yeah ok

<slipvayne> you guys like my idea of death metal porno?
<slipvayne> it's all DP shit, two guys thrust to the beat of double bass
<slipvayne> then when the guy (or i) cums, they growl and shit

talking about Need For Speed: Underground.
<Misterbishi>I am currently buying CD1 of this game at 16.4KB/s.
<Misterbishi>I will have finished buying it sometime around midnight and then I will start buying CD2.

<slipvayne> i walked past the tv and aussie was like 7/25
<slipvayne> thats nearly as disappointing as my batting

<Bike_Meat> er, sif shakira is blonde
<BlueBoy> true :P
<Bike_Meat> aeroplane blonde at best
<BlueBoy> aeroplane blonde?
<kyuss> aeroplane blonde??????
<Bike_Meat> um, she has a black box

<Zand3r> i'd prefer eddie's 13yo over jahna :x
<wilbax> wtfx
<wilbax> pls no 13yo
<Zand3r> PLS NO JAHNA

<wilbax> brb getting pants

<Zand3r> wonder if you can survive on cum.
<wilbax> zand3r i really doubt it
<Zand3r> what if you ate like a kilo of it a day
<wilbax> ask some bukkake actress
<Zand3r> if you were a bukkake bitch
<Zand3r> maybe you don't have to pay for food?
<slaquer> yeah, i bet bukkake hoes live until they're 110

<slipvayne> it'll be vgg if i meet a cute 13-16yo on this camp
<slipvayne> by meet, i mean seduce and rape
<psilocin> excellent
<psilocin> if you seduce, you won't even have to rape
<slipvayne> true
<psilocin> bring a brick along just in case though

<midg3t> i wrote an alias called aquit which quits all connections =)
<GeoM> scon -a /quit ?
<r3tr0> you have way more time on your hands then me
<midg3t> GeoM, it was about 7 times longer
<GeoM> lol
<GeoM> why?
<midg3t> because i'm stupid :)
<GeoM> don't worry... you're australian

* ki|Hive sets mode: +o Generic_Badass
<Generic_Badass> OMG THXASNK F0R T3H @ ki|Hive I WAS FAT AND UGLY AND IDNDT HVAE AJ 0B AN NOW IM BUUF AND GETTNIG L0T5 OF T3H PSUUSY THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<|MTC|Maddog> Admin's
<|MTC|Maddog> helpers
<|MTC|Maddog> hello
<|MTC|Maddog> ANYONE THERE
<midg3t`d2> there is no apostrophe between "Admin" and "s" because you're not using the posessive form
<|MTC|Maddog> give me a breack
<|MTC|Maddog> give me a brake
<midg3t`d2> break? :)
<|MTC|Maddog> shut up

<Gumby> you might remember me in such shows as Gumby

<teddy spaghetti> talking irl is for newbs.

<mazzanet> do you have physical access to the server
<MC_Scott> how do i find out

<Smokey`> Canada is the American expansion pack ;)

<dynacker> there may be a god.
<dynacker> there may not.
<dynacker> faith is the answer to your unsolved mysteries
<meth> or a bottle of booze

<XML_Buddy> From the folks who brought you Gatorade, we now bring you:
<XML_Buddy> EXTREME TEA

<infinity`Brasky> kramo goes up to some bum on the street "u know how to turn on a computer" "not really" "ur taking epis place"[

* Soleil-Raid returns from chemical warfare with the shower
<Soleil-Raid> The shower is currently toxic
<Soleil-Raid> I had the Spray'n'Wipe and ExitMold both going, Akimbo styles.

<Smokey`> if you disagree, you're WRONG
<Generic_Badass> oh yeah? well, uh... uh...
<Generic_Badass> YOUR MOM

<Hitler> #Russia for access

<Awox> How does W2003 compare to W2k ?
<teckyhead> Ok ... mostly the same but with new security holes

* MrZoran gives u glasses so u can read beta
* @Awox gives MrZoran an education so he can spell properly.

<drewmania> piracy is not real it's like santa or communism

<Raky> i tried to make him dance with her because she was dancing
<Raky> and was totally maggot
<Raky> and he was standing there
<Raky> and i was like 'dude, go dance'
<Raky> and he started then i was like 'ok dude..don't.'

<mascragg> yay, webserver quit responding
<mascragg> good time to quit work
<mantis_> So did my penis. :\
<mantis_> I mean my computer.

Background: midg3t's speakers have been broken/fixed/broken/fixed a number of times now, and he's just got them fixed again...

<midg3t> if they break again i will be very agnry
<midg3t> and umart will go "WTF ARE U BUMJACKING THEM OR SOMETHING? STOP BREAKING THEM PLZ~~"

<SquattingCow> lets play pong
<SquattingCow> |.
<fullysick> .|
<SquattingCow> |.
<fullysick> .|
<SquattingCow> |.
<fullysick> .|
<SquattingCow> .|
<SquattingCow> shit

<tension> daggoth go to skewl
<daggoth> y?
<daggoth> its fuckin sunday

<midg3t> Jack: The shield seem to be very unbalanced (compared to all the other weapons and such), will you address this (acording to me and many ive spoken to) issue?
<midg3t> Eric: We are looking into this issue yes. The riot shield will be more sensitive for bullets in the next release.
<Zand3r> "next release" = NEVAR HAHAHAHHAHAHA U ARE LEFT WITH A FLAWED VERSION FOR EVAR!!2!1!!!1!!1!
<Zand3r> WE KNOE COUNTAR - STRYKE IS DEAD AN WE DID THIS ON PUR-POISE!@21!!!@
<Zand3r> DEATH TO CS!! DIABLO 2 IS KING!!

<SquattingCow> I THINK steam is logging in
<SquattingCow> its dissapeared
<SquattingCow> fukn
<SquattingCow> OMG
<SquattingCow> IT LOADED
<SquattingCow> OMGOMGOMG
<SquattingCow> and its crashed again

<creative-> one thing i like about vmware
<creative-> is the shared clipboard
<creative-> why doesnt terminal client do the same
<Nooster> imagine if you were called elmo

<Gr1ftOr> do u reckon
<Gr1ftOr> if i took over like
<Gr1ftOr> russia
<Gr1ftOr> and freed some faggot and wore his crown
<Gr1ftOr> i could be arthas?

<Orbitz> omfg what is a I/O error?
<girlsgerms> one of steams new features

<yayo> cs says ready to play
<yayo> i know its lying
...
<yayo> there we go, updating again

* Halfwit_84|CH stuffs termites down D3v|CH's pants
<Halfwit_84|CH> HEHEHEH THEY WANNA EAT UR WOOD

<Pig> I've set a new level of tired when I type /nick join

<Zand3r> I just had chem test of ULTIMATE GAYNESS +1000
<wilbax> i sure hope your rolled a 20 on your intelligence!
<Zand3r> i dunno if my intelligence checks were up to it.
<Zand3r> i had to make way too many luck rolls for them all to pass.

<ausx`Khaless|ZZzzZZzz> sleep is no substitute for caffine

<Zand3r[a]> you going to chorale tomorrow??
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> that's like asking me
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> if i'm going to wake up
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> walk downstairs
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> get a chopping knife
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> and castrate myself
<Gr1ftOr`Multinet> and then eat my penis

* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no)
* Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p)
<@ShowDowN> that is sick
<@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in
<@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks

A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine.

<mordecai> perhaps u should apoligise for calling me a coder :(~
<Decidende> Perhaps you should apologise for BEING a coder

<Decidende> have i won the internet yet?

<SquattingCow> stupid blones
<SquattingCow> blondes

<c4> irc can be hacked now
<c4> i heard
<c4> some port map thing

<Milky> how do I get into the bios so I can see the assign IRQ to VGA
<envious> Milky: when you restart, press Delete
<Milky> i see, so not f8?

<renzoku> Can sumone teach me how to scripted a bot?

<SoD> output plugins u mean like headphones?